ARGH

I was having noodles at my boyfriend’s house and he told me to go put it next to the sink but remember to drain it but I forgot to drain it and his parents came home and fucking tore him a new one over that and then he tore me a new one over MSN about it and at first I laughed and then he told me his parents cracked the shits and now I’m all apologetic but it doesn’t really matter because he’s hardly talking to me now and I have all this homework due tomorrow which I haven’t done because Adobe programs hate me and I feel like giving up pretty much. FFS.

I understand he’d be annoyed because his parents told him off but he really didn’t have to have a go at me. If he does something at my house like that and my parents came up to me to tell me off, I’d just take the blame, I wouldn’t give a freaking damn! 


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Sep 13
4:52 am
youhavemyheartbeatrunningaway-d asked:

hiya! it's kevin from the meet-up yesterday! the one who loves your accent, lmao! <3

I think you’ve got the wrong person sorry! 

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Aug 15
6:06 am

Today.

Went to my boyfriend’s house early, and my pants were off in seconds. We had about 40 minutes until we had to get ready to leave the house. The sex was crazyyy… I didn’t even realise how quick the time passed! I didn’t even want to leave the house and I was kicking around on his bed like a fish out of water crying for more. But no, we had to go out to watch Captain America. 

Then, I decided to go to his place after the movie too. EXCELLENT CHOICE. At first, I was against the idea as I felt tired. He’s so good at changing my mind though. We did that for about an hour! The climax was amazing… hnnnggg… 


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Aug 2
5:33 am
Today.

Today.

(Source: sharpedlamb)


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Aug 2
5:01 am
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MOLES! I have some too. 

MOLES! I have some too. 

(via gratuitousnudity)


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Jul 18
4:17 am
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toletthewarmlovein asked:

Hey dude,
Sorry I thought my profile had an ask button ? :S I'll have to fix that ! In the mean time.. what's up ? :D

Nothinnggg! :P Are you back to TAFE?

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Jul 18
4:13 am

Le boyfriend:

Why do you have so much porn on here?


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Jul 14
8:21 pm
xenojess asked:

The last episode of anohana is incredibly sad, prepare to cry! haha because i did :(

AHHH CRAP. IM HALF WAY THERE!

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Jul 13
9:05 am

Tonight I saw my high school friends for the first time in about a month!

I didn’t realise how much I had missed them. This is my crew; my group. Everyone is either dating or not working where they used to. It’s madness in a good way. I had a tiny bit to drink and had a good time. My friend tricked me into kissing her. She asked for a kiss on the check and turned her head at the right moment! XD 

NOT HAVING TO CARE ABOUT SCHOOL WORK OR WHAT TIME I GET HOME FEELS GOOD! (I got home at midnight but wouldn’t have cared if I came home later!) I cannot wait til my red dress comes in and I can wear it out next Saturday and hit the club with my party people (incl. a few friends who will lose their clubginity!!).


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Jul 2
11:02 am

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Jul 1
8:24 am
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cocaine dreams

Put my brain in a blender, serve it in a cup, spill it out. This is what you get.